The Best Man

I am going to struggle to put this subsequent part of my speech into words. There is someone else in this room that I love as dearly as my wife…and which is Michael. Mike, Daddy is so proud of you and loves you a lot. I cannot thank-you sufficient for agreeing to become one of my two Best Males nowadays. You have provided me so much joy and happiness and I wish to reassure you that each Marcella and I’ll be there for you personally whenever you may need us.

I bear in mind the day that Daddy took you to college and asked you no matter whether you would mind if Daddy asked Marcella to marry him. You told me that it will be ‘Really Cool’ and gave me a major hug. Well…it might have only been some hours but I agree…it is ‘really cool’.

It is an incredible feeling being aware of how properly you and Marcella get on and I know how much you each appreciate one another. I too enjoy you with all my heart and each Marcella and I’ll attempt and give you the identical support and guidance that we have had from our families. You will be normally going to be particular in my eyes and that will by no means adjust.

And if Uncle Steve has offered you any story’s to tell about you Dad then you’d better neglect them fast.

Oh dear…that brings me onto the other finest man. Well…the ideal I could get at brief notice. Thirty years of discomfort and misery he has brought on me. He handed me a complete script of nice great comments that I ought to tell you about him. However, all this did was reinstate my belief of your reality that he’s a compulsive liar and anything that he tells you’ll want to not be believed for one moment.

I will confirm that he was in a various reform college to that of myself… so he knows nothing at all in the truth that went on in my childhood.

He was only on day release for the duration of our teens and was back beneath lock and important prior to dusk…so he knows nothing at all of my underage drinking habits. Oops sorry mum!

The Scrubs have already been his household for the last fifteen years following the discovery that he’s an absolute wiz at being capable to forge photographic proof. He would never have already been located out had it not been for the truth that somebody spotted his head on the new £20 notes as an alternative to the Queen.

Well hopefully that leave you with nothing left to say…if not I’m sorry Mum, Den, Bobbie, Steve, Michael and Marcella can you leave the space now.

Seriously, both Michael and Steve, I couldn’t assume of everyone I would rather be Very best Man (Guys) for my wedding…no seriously I couldn’t…I tried…but they were all booked.

You will be have both affected my life in such constructive ways and for that I’m hugely in you debt.

Marcella & I’d like to show our appreciation for everything you’ve got done nowadays and in the build up to the wedding and have a small gift for you both.

[Present gifts]

Now before I finish and ask you to join me within a toast, I believe that my lovely wife would like to gatecrash these speeches and say a number of words.

[Marcella’s speech]
Bridesmaids
Thank-you darling.

I’d like to bring my speech towards a close by saying a very unique thank-you to Francesca & Charlotte, our lovely bridesmaids.

I am sure you will all agree on how beautiful they look and I will often treasure the picture in my thoughts of you both entering the area with Marcella and walking down the aisle. Each Marcella & I would like you to know that your earrings and necklaces are a token of our appreciation for everything you may have done right now.

On that note, I would like to propose a toast to the bridesmaids so would you all be upstanding…and raise your glasses and join us as we toast…Francesca & Charlotte.